Tuesday, September 16, 2008

How much crap is for sale?

I told you I was having trouble with my sleeping patterns reciently. Well, I have seen a lot of late night/early morning TV. There is a lot of selling or at least trying to sell junk going on. It seems that every channel of “free TV” have infomercials running all night. This seems to be more present starting on Friday night/Saturday morning but none the less someone has found the need to try to sell some kind of gadget we “cannot life without” because it will “make our lives easier” or because they have found a way to give us that ripped and finely cut body we have always dreamed of by doing as little as possible for just fifteen minutes a day and it only takes five easy payments of $49.95. But wait there’s more! If you call in the next ten minutes they will pay one of the payments for you AND WAIT there’s more. They will give you a second of whatever contraption it is that they are hocking at now cost. Truth be known the first easy payment will triple their profit on both items they are promising to send you.

And what about those car salesman that are parading all these “Great Deals” around for thirty minutes on each channel? You can see them and when it is over change the channel and catch the same thing again and so on and so on until you have seen them on every channel.

What would an infomercial from God be like? I know He wouldn’t sell us crap. And furthermore there is no way we could possibly pay Him what it would be worth. I love a lot of people but there are only a hand full of people I would die for. If you want to see what it is all about let me know and I will give you the time and location of one of His infomercials. Even better I’ll give you direction to the live event.

See ya soon.

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